It’s Global Warming, I tell ya!
The increased Anthropogenic Greenhouse Gasses in the atmosphere are altering the density of the air we breathe, which changes the dynamic vibrational properties of the vocal cords, resulting in less sexy voices for men per perceived gender stereotype.
Currently, the same phenomenon is physically affecting women in the same manner, but due to stereotypical gender expectations, it has the disparate result of making female voices sound more high pitched and shrill,and hence, more feminine to men.
At the rate humans are adding AGHG to the atmosphere, by August 17th, 2073, everybody will sound like they have inhaled helium before speaking.
Bob Dylan’s voice reminds me of fingernails on a chalkboard.
No, they said “sexy”.