I Wanna Marry Harry First Look: Fox Dupes 12 Women Into Competing for a Fake Prince Harry...

E Online ^ | Apr. 16, 2014 | Tierney Bricker

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Fact: I Wanna Marry Harry is going to be the summer TV season's most-talked about new show. How do we know this? Well, just listen to the premise: 12 women compete for Prince Harry's love. The catch? It's not Prince Harry! Matthew Hicks, a normal English bloke, is pretending to be Prince William's red-headed brother. Cruel? Maybe. Entertaining? Hell yes.

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Full title: I Wanna Marry Harry First Look: Fox Dupes 12 Women Into Competing for a Fake Prince Harry's Heart and It's Hilarious

I hate the human race.

[H/t to Gefn for the link.]

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None of these people should be allowed to breed, and I include the producers and crew.

[Jonty30]

I love these spoof reality shows. They are often better than the real ones.

The last one I saw was about an obnoxious boss who would choose to fire somebody by using a chimp that made the pick by choosing a banana.

[nascarnation]

Looks like they have some attractive ladies in the competition.

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> I love these spoof reality shows. They are often better than the real ones.

There’s a difference?

[Gefn]

It’s like the wreck on the highway. You know you shouldn’t look but you do, the gorier the more you want to look.

[Darksheare]

Not my fault.
And if the other dimensional horrors besides myself had any say, humanity would be cabana boys for outer planes entities.
Me?
Humanity is so entertaining, no interference required.
/ kidding.

[wastedyears]

LOL Were they crying that he’s not really Prince Harry?

And that dumb one, “Prince Harry, Harry Potter, I don’t care,” sounds like a real keeper. I wonder how many airhead moments she has per hour.

[Darksheare]

“Bar Spectacle Entertainment”
The level of entertainment derived from the proceeding is proportional to the lack of logic divided by the amount of inappropriate disrobing times the amount of embarrassment the spectacle will feel later.
I forget how to factor in variable “beer” and “should know better” into this.

[Darksheare]

Minute.
It’s like a clothes dryer full of sneakers in that skull.

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And for you ladies, a guy’s mind? Dial tone.

[Darksheare]

Not true of all.
But the “Harry Potter/Prince Harry, it don’t matter” lady is... descriptive of that.

Heck.
There are men in NY who need to be watered and walked or they’d expire.
And they serve in politics...

[RichInOC]

As I’ve said before, the problem with trying to find love on a reality show is that you’re looking for it among the folks who audition to go on reality shows.

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Dial tone...

[Darksheare]

“Badly connecting modem”
Gwurb-weeeble-bloooooong! Whoooooo-weeeedle-weeedle-weeedle zirnk!
Weeedle zirnk!
Weeedle zirnk!
Click.
Dial tone.
Repeat.

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The gore is from my brain oozing out my ears.

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There’s a little saying that works well in these situations...

...Hastur, Hastur, Hastur.

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> And that dumb one, “Prince Harry, Harry Potter, I don’t care,” sounds like a real keeper. I wonder how many airhead moments she has per hour.

I can’t count that high.

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I look forward to your article in PNAS.