To: Lazamataz
So, if I’m Luke Skywalker, and Darth Vader tells me he is my father, I’m not all “NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo”.
I’m more like, “Awesome! I need the keys to the Death Star tonight, dad. I’m trying to score with Princess Leah.”
2 posted on
04/19/2014 8:21:10 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
I lost 30% upper-frequency hearing in one ear. I went to the ENT doctor, and they did an audio test on me today, confirming what I already knew.
But, after an exhaustive battery of tests, they have isolated the cause:
I have a song stuck in my head.
4 posted on
04/19/2014 8:23:00 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz; Lucky9teen
Watch out Lucky. Mr. Mataz is poaching on your turf!
5 posted on
04/19/2014 8:23:23 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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