[Lazamataz]

I lost 30% upper-frequency hearing in one ear. I went to the ENT doctor, and they did an audio test on me today, confirming what I already knew.

But, after an exhaustive battery of tests, they have isolated the cause:

I have a song stuck in my head.

[Hoodat]

I have a guaranteed cure for anyone having a song stuck in their heads. Simply listen to a refrain of Dancing Queen by ABBA, and I guarantee that you will have forgotten all about whatever song it was that you had before.

(Disclaimer: Dancing Queen cure does not work on ABBA songs)