One of the things this discussion reveals about the sexes:
I have never, ever, had a conversation where a guy gripes about having to raise the toilet seat.
I learned a long time ago that you can avoid any conflicts over the toilet seat by peeing off the back porch.
I have never, ever, had a conversation where a guy gripes about having to raise the toilet seat.
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Well, maybe that’s because guys don’t fall in the toilet by raising the seat.
Trust me, if you got up in the middle of the night and landed in the toilet, you just might have something to say about it.