Posted on 04/17/2014 7:48:38 PM PDT by Yaelle
Poor Chelsea. There aren't many untainted names left for her to name her baby. I think if it's a boy, she will be left with more options. For a girl, there are just so many names that dredge up bad memories.
Monica is obviously out. Jennifer, no matter the spelling, simply wouldn't be appropriate. Barbra, Markie, Elizabeth, none of these appropriate. Cute baby names like Dolly or Sally won't even work. What about the great classics, like Kathleen, Linda, or Deborah? Very much out. Paula? Don't even think about it. Even some of the more ethnic and unusual names like Huma would draw scrutiny.
So, maybe Chelsea will have a boy. Lots of choices there. She will need to stay away from Vincent. Ron would be a poor choice. James, Victor, Paul, and Ed wouldn't be right. Al or George? I think there would be family objections. Barry, Kevin, Jeff, and Keith bring back too many bad memories.
It's just going to be difficult for the poor new mom.
How about “Kankles Clinton Mezvinsky”?
THe poor kid doesn’t stand a chance of normalcy in that pairing of two families of crooks and crazies.
Actually, I also feel sorry for Chelsea Clinton. How is she going to describe her parents to her young child? Oh, your father was an adulterous and impeached President of the US whose downfall was a stained dress, and your grandmother was a lying SOB failed Secy of State who let American diplomats and staff die due to her callousness and cowardice.
Child of Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky.
Granddaughter of crooks, adulterers, pathological liars and cowards.
We have a Reagan Republican in the making once he/she is old enough to understand the psychopathology of his/her family.
Trayvon if it’s a boy, Tawana if it’s a girl.
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