Human high school teacher in California will return after spring break as a ‘puppy’
OAKHURST, CA, April 11, 2014 - Gary Sconce, a 56-year-old human teacher at Yosemite High School in California, will return to school as Golden Retriever “Goldy” after spring break. He has rejected every facet of his human identity over the last year and told NBC News, “I will not return as my human persona ever again.”
Instead, he would now like to be known to students and faculty as Goldy Fido Scot and referred to as “good boy!”
The New York Daily News reports that Sconce wrote, “I covered the canine inside with hyper-human behavior, trying to provide I was not the doggie inside I actually was.”
Goldy has been a science and multi-media teacher at Yosemite for 24 years and is a husband, father and grandfather. Since he “came out,” his wife of 35 years objected to being called a “bitch”, filed for divorce, and became a crazy cat lady. His 31-year-old daughter has ended her relationship with him and throws a stick into the nearest body of water whenever she sees him.
Yet Sconce justifies his decision, saying he has found “joy” in his new status as a puppy. “Chasing balls and eating your own poop is not a choice,” he says.
Though I found no /s, your post sort of puts this crap in perspective.
““Chasing balls and eating your own poop is not a choice,” he says.”
Certainly paints a picture. Thanks
Much better that he lives as a golden retriever than a freak. (Would he be a bitch or a stud?)
FMCDH(BITS)