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To: Darksheare

Stampeding cattle.

/johnny

5 posted on 04/12/2014 6:38:33 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)

To: JRandomFreeper

Killed a hooker and hid her in the freezer.

8 posted on 04/12/2014 6:39:46 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)

To: JRandomFreeper

I haven’t done that.
I slacked off!

28 posted on 04/12/2014 6:56:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)

To: JRandomFreeper

Lamarr: Qualifications?

Bart: Stampeding cattle.

Lamarr: That’s not much of a crime.

Bart: Through the Vatican?

Lamarr: Kinky. Sign here.

(Blazing Saddles)

109 posted on 04/12/2014 10:24:11 PM PDT by Redcitizen (When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.)

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