Your ceaseless crotch-sniffing of The Shirtless Wonder® and blind service to all of the minions, flunkies, and stooges of the NeoSoviet Empire® has earned you your place on the FRee Republic Platoon of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade. The only higher award we can bestow upon you is Hero Of The NeoSoviet Empire®, so far awarded only to crlaf.
But keep posting pointless piffle on behalf of your masters in Moscow Center, and you'll be joining him soon.
