Why? What did Canada ever do to you?
The French have some suitable islands in the Southern Indian Ocean...let them look after it for a change.
Nothing. I was simply providing the Canadians with a passive aggressive means of poking the Danes in the eye:
Hans Island? You mean the place we gave to the UN for their new headquarters? Sure, we imagine you can press a claim with the General Assembly and we're sure they'll be very fair about it, too.
Is devil’s island being used?