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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Random silliness anyone?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:49:53 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: taterjay
The traffic lights in downtown San Antonio not only count down visually, they talk in two languages.
To: workerbee
Need to try this with the help of an accomplice...
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:54:16 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
To: BenLurkin
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
“I’d like to reward you boys with something special for saving me”, said Obama. “Just name it, and it’s yours!”
“I want a ride on Air Force One”, said the first boy.
“You’ve got it!”, said Obama.
“I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school”, said the second boy.
“No problem!”, said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said “I want a wheelchair”.
“But why would you want that?”, asked Obama.
“’Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he’s gonna break my legs!”.
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:57:00 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: workerbee
A buzzard boards an airplane with two big road kills, the stewardess says, “sorry sir, only one carrion”.
To: SunkenCiv
Where’d you dig that one up?
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posted on
04/04/2014 6:59:36 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: Lucky9teen
amble . . . what do I win?
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:00:17 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Dead Corpse
To: secret garden
69
posted on
04/04/2014 7:03:17 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?)
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:03:24 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:05:36 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
(<<< click for info on my book.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: red-dawg
To: Focault's Pendulum
RED NECK WATER PARK:
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:14:31 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: workerbee
To: Scoutmaster
>> I wonder how many Obama supporters know the name ‘Sysiphus.’ <<
Sure. Sysiphus is what they catch in the bath house.
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:22:53 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: workerbee
Heisenberg was stopped by the police doing 85 in a 45 zone. The officer asked, “Do you know how fast you were going??” To which he replied, “Yes, but I don’t know where I am.”
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:24:43 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL! I really needed that laugh!
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:25:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
To: workerbee
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:27:42 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Introverts, UNITE! Separately. In your own homes.)
To: a fool in paradise
That looks real. Why does that exist?
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posted on
04/04/2014 7:28:28 AM PDT
by
dangus
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