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To: Haiku Guy

I’m getting tremendous mileage since I installed my new WHAM-O BUMPER GRABBER. I just pull up close behind a car at a stoplight and hit the button and I latch on to that car’s rear bumper. I put my car in neutral and turn off the engine and get pulled by somebody else. I get like six hundred miles per gallon. If we’re not going fast enough, I put on my white hockey mask. They look in the mirror and see me and off we go. I wound up in Oxnard, but I got great mileage.


81 posted on 04/04/2014 6:12:03 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I got the ACME version, which includes accessory rocket skates...


84 posted on 04/04/2014 6:17:59 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (Health Care Haiku: If You Have a Right / To the Labor I Provide / I Must Be Your Slave)
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To: blueunicorn6
WHAM-O BUMPER GRABBER

Oh, I want one of those. Already have the masks needed. I'm going to try different colors of masks after latching on vehicle in front of me with the WHAM-O BUMPER GRABBER. After finding out which mask gets the better gas mileage I'll share my findings. Everything we can do to improve gas mileage and help one another is what FR is all about.

88 posted on 04/04/2014 6:23:22 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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