Lego is a tool of Satan, warns Polish priest

The Telegraph ^ | 01 Apr 2014 | Matthew Day

[bramps]

fwiw, I was in a mall today (a tues. afternoon) and there were approx. 50 kids lined up waiting at the Lego store. The stores have free periods when kids can build with all the products. The kids were sitting in lawn chairs, and except for one squirrel being sacrificed, everything seemed normal.

[RegulatorCountry]

Well, at least they weren’t doing the Hokey-Pokey.

[MCH]

The kids were sitting in lawn chairs, and except for one squirrel being sacrificed, everything seemed normal.

LOL! Perhaps they were building one of the following figures?

[Doomonyou]

More than once.

[Cyber Liberty]

There are plenty.

[CharlesWayneCT]

“DARKNESS
NO PARENTS
CONTINUED DARKNESS
MORE DARKNESS, GET IT?
THE OPPOSITE OF LIGHT
BLACK HOLE
CURTAINS DRAWN
IN THE BASEMENT
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
BLACKED OUT WINDOWS
OTHER PLACES THAT ARE DARK
BLACK SUIT
BLACK COFFEE

You get it, that’s just the first verse!

DARKNESS
NO PARENTS
SUPER RICH
KINDA MAKES IT BETTER

[lurk]

Step on one in the dark with bare feet, and you’ll be inclined to agree with the priest.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Satan? Did he catch 0bama playing with legos?

[Secret Agent Man]

lego has various themes they have done currently, and in the past. some they have had license agreements to do - ie star wars, harry potter, indiana jones, batman,...

their own themes like space, castle, town, ninja’and others they came up with on their own.

they have never done a war theme and say they won’t ever do one.

faces got more detailed when they started doing star wars sets. body colors also changed from yellow to a flesh color and also brown for black figures.

[golux]

POLAND, LEGOS, AND THE JEWISH QUESTION

by golux

Chapter 1
IN PIECES
Jews: toys of the delighted Poles

Chapter 2
ROUND PEG IN THE REAR
Poland: toy of a delighted world.

CHAPTER 3
PRICE OF TREACHERY
Legos: Delighted children worldwide depict Poland.

Thank you. I will be teaching a graduate level class on this subject in the “Smoky Back Room.” WLH 207 MWF 0920-1145

[Rebelbase]

Lego, the evil spawn of Lincoln Logs and Erector sets.

[BenLurkin]

Bump!

[SunkenCiv]

Uh, yah.

Thanks MCH.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

So....K’nex are still OK? A friend of mine needs to know.....

[KosmicKitty]

Sorry. It’s back to rocks and sticks.

[jocon307]

“Must’ve stepped on one.”

Good one!

Not to mention barbie shoes, the worst.

Also play=doh, that stuff is disgusting!

[MCH]

So....K’nex are still OK? A friend of mine needs to know.....

I think not. Visual evidence below indicates that K'nex has also dabbled with demonic imagery per past collaboration with Kiss.

[MCH]

Must really be a thing I guess...

[BlueDragon]

Title is a bit misleading, he didn’t say Lego’s in and of themselves are Evil, just certain kits made by Lego.

Aha. I C. It is not that Lego's are evil, but the love of Lego's.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Legos are—just building things—Make them Religious—Have Lego make Monks and Nuns—Nurses and Priests, Bishops and Popes. Kits to build a Chapel or a Monestery—make a Vatican! They make knights—make them Crusaders!