1. Boise, Idaho - A meteor lands in a potato patch. The meteor has an alien life form on it that takes over a potato. It grows huge and becomes Spudzilla. Spudzilla attacks Boise. The Idaho Air National Guard attack Spudzilla with napalm and cluster bombs while he’s touring the Birds Of Prey Refuge. Everyone from Oregon comes over for a Sunday meal of roast Eagle and mashed potatoes. Yum yum.
The worst thing that could happen in Boise is that Lucky Peak dam breaks when the reservoir is full. That’s not really a natural disaster, though.
Good heavens, what a nightmare! What would we do with all those...Oregonians?