[The Sons of Liberty]

But it is the right of Holder’s people to make up weird names.

Yes, but most of them have no intention of working anyway. Whitey owes them a living.

[Resolute Conservative]

My favorite was a few years ago one of Bammy’s girls named her son Shi’thead. Just freaking sad.

[Hulka]

True. . .and they probably don’t know how to spell their name anyway.

Heard once that a fair amount of weird names that are pronounced like a ‘normal’ name are the result of the baby-mama not knowing how to spell.

[Chuzzlewit]

I have to admit I do have a hard time with all these names at work, in that they are all slightly similar:

Shaiqua
LaShashana
shaniqua
Lafonda
Laniqua
Shashana

and I can’t think of them now, but there are more variations.

when I was in the loan biz, did a loan for a guy named Tye Clip.

I’ve read that guys with the name “Gomer” often end up in mental institutions...