[Resolute Conservative]

My favorite was a few years ago one of Bammy’s girls named her son Shi’thead. Just freaking sad.

[Scoutmaster]

In that case, you would be delighted to know that Sh*tavious Cook, the #9 seed in the Chrotchtangle Regional bracket of Deadspin's 2014 Name of the Year Contest, and will be facing Alkapone Cruz-Balles, the #1 seed, in the next round.

And, yes, all of names in the contest are real names.