Yep, been there, done that --- for years. Introducing yourself should not be that complicated.
Now, if you are looking at my screen name and wondering how I know this; it is because I changed my name. I couldn't take it anymore, I never liked it, so I decided to change it. I'm much happier with my name now.
My mother refused to speak to me for over a year because I did that.
Good for you. No one HAS to go through life with a name they don’t like.