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Charges: Woman tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Deseret News ^ | March 26 2014 | Geoff Liesik

Posted on 03/27/2014 10:30:13 PM PDT by Daffynition

NAPLES, Uintah County — A Uintah County woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.

Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony.

Crispi's ex-boyfriend called Naples police March 14 to report that he'd received "multiple phone calls and texts" from her in an hour and wanted it to stop, according to charging documents. He also said he did not want her at his home.

An officer went to the home. He said Crispi was obviously impaired and there was smoke coming out the front door.

(Excerpt) Read more at deseretnews.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; crispi
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To: barmag25; twister881
This family has always been on the strange side.


21 posted on 03/27/2014 11:35:30 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: deks

Oof. I know people aren’t at their best in a mugshot, but that’s hard livin’ if she’s only 31!


22 posted on 03/27/2014 11:44:59 PM PDT by DemforBush (The scourge of mariachis and polka bands everywhere.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Maybe the *X* wasn't bringin' home the bacon. Jes sayin'.


23 posted on 03/27/2014 11:45:45 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: catnipman

24 posted on 03/27/2014 11:47:03 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: barmag25
We'll know more when her public defender Atty. Chris P Bacon makes a statement in her behalf


25 posted on 03/27/2014 11:50:02 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: lee martell

On the up side....no dogs were shot and killed by the cops.


26 posted on 03/27/2014 11:58:26 PM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: JoeProBono
I see dead bacon people.


27 posted on 03/28/2014 12:00:00 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Daffynition

Six degrees from Kevin Bacon?


28 posted on 03/28/2014 12:08:31 AM PDT by Rocky (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
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To: Daffynition

dag nabit I see at least 2 BLT’s. Waste of good bacon to try to start a fire with it...some people are nitwits.LOL


29 posted on 03/28/2014 12:21:04 AM PDT by goat granny (.)
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To: twister881
"Miss Crispi should be charged with bacon abuse, a third degree felony in some jurisdictions."

Pffft... Pikers! Around this part of the country such is a killin' offense...

30 posted on 03/28/2014 12:24:18 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Daffynition

Democrats will want to license and regulate bacon, and limit it to less than 10 slices a package


31 posted on 03/28/2014 12:32:08 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Daffynition; Morgana

Aptly named?


32 posted on 03/28/2014 12:33:00 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL

Stop! And bacon will go the way of a pound of coffee and 5lb bag of sugar?

Stop! Stop! Stop already!


33 posted on 03/28/2014 1:07:12 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: goat granny

34 posted on 03/28/2014 1:08:46 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Daffynition

Is it possible to hoard bacon for the coming bacon-pocalypse ?


35 posted on 03/28/2014 1:15:37 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Rocky
It's OK if it's turkey bacon.


36 posted on 03/28/2014 1:17:32 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: GeronL
Sure. Raw bacon. Hoardable.


37 posted on 03/28/2014 1:20:00 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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To: Daffynition

The ONLIEST way I see this being a ‘good’ thing is if she is going to have a ‘party’ after the house burns down.

A man and his DOG are a wonderful thing.

A man and his BACON are a more wonderfuller thing.

Nice thing about having a ‘PIG’ for a pet. You can eat the ‘pig’ when the necessity arises.

Guess of a ‘certain culture’ you can eat the dog but many would frown upon it.

Besides, Dog tastes too much like Spotted Owl, which tastes like Chicken.


38 posted on 03/28/2014 1:37:43 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --"I would agree with you BUT that would make both of us wrong".)
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To: Daffynition
he'd received "multiple phone calls and texts" from her in an hour and wanted it to stop

Maybe she was trying to tell him to take the damn bacon off the stove!
39 posted on 03/28/2014 1:59:52 AM PDT by VA40
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To: Daffynition


Grumpy's mom is not happy, either..


40 posted on 03/28/2014 4:44:08 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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