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Charges: Woman tried to set ex's house on fire with bacon
Deseret News ^
| March 26 2014
| Geoff Liesik
Posted on 03/27/2014 10:30:13 PM PDT by Daffynition
NAPLES, Uintah County — A Uintah County woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.
Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony.
Crispi's ex-boyfriend called Naples police March 14 to report that he'd received "multiple phone calls and texts" from her in an hour and wanted it to stop, according to charging documents. He also said he did not want her at his home.
An officer went to the home. He said Crispi was obviously impaired and there was smoke coming out the front door.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bacon; crispi
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Lock her up! Who purposely burns bacon?
Someone named Crispi?
To: Daffynition
Isn’t destroying bacon a felony? If not it should be.
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:32:04 PM PDT
by
barmag25
(There is nothing that a man needs that he can't find in the North Georgia mountains.)
To: Daffynition
Her last name is crispi? Fitting...
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:33:14 PM PDT
by
barmag25
(There is nothing that a man needs that he can't find in the North Georgia mountains.)
To: Daffynition
If her name was Limp or Chewy, I would say she didn’t do it. Crispi? — yep, she’s the perp.
To: Daffynition
In addition to arson, Miss Crispi should be charged with bacon abuse, a third degree felony in some jurisdictions.
To: anyone
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:44:00 PM PDT
by
deks
To: Daffynition; barmag25; twister881
She's only 31? I'm sicker than a dog and every day of 54 and I look better than that!
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:45:34 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin's next run, what will you do?)
To: deks
Since there was bacon involved and applying the beer goggle factor, I am saying Not Guilty.
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:46:29 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: bigbob
Crispi, who had a blood-alcohol content of 0.346
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:49:05 PM PDT
by
deks
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Yes, but you’re low mileage and garage kept.
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:49:29 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: BykrBayb
Not for my first six years out of high school I wasn't.
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:53:33 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin's next run, what will you do?)
To: Daffynition
How do they know she’s just not a really bad cook? It’s really not that difficult to accidentally burn bacon.
I have a cousin who claims his mother used the smoke alarm to notify her when stuff she was cooking was done.
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posted on
03/27/2014 10:54:14 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: deks
BAC of 0.346 Ach, that's just a wee drop for man or woman, I'm tellin' ya'.
To: Daffynition
What made her expect this to work? Maybe there’s a movie of the week on the Oxygen channel, where a pound of cured bacon burnt a mansion down to the ground.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
She looks like she may know what rick James is talking about.
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:08:33 PM PDT
by
barmag25
(There is nothing that a man needs that he can't find in the North Georgia mountains.)
To: Daffynition
Crispi with the bacon in the Ex Boyfriends home.
Extra Crispi that is.
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:10:16 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
( .)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
True, and thank you for that. Of course, those kind of miles tend to improve a man's appearance. Case in point:
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:14:32 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:15:06 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
( .)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
She's only 31? I'm sicker than a dog and every day of 54 and I look better than that! Maybe she has had a hard life. It kind of shows.
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:19:15 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
To: barmag25
Absolutely! Has been upheld by the supremes.
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posted on
03/27/2014 11:29:31 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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