***Texas A&M University, President Barack Obama has been rated as the 5th best in history. ****
Consider the source! TEXAS AGGIES!
What do you call a brick with three holes in it? An Aggie bowling ball!
The Aggies played the Razorbacks. Near the end of the game, someone blew a whistle, the Razorbacks thought the game was over and left the field.
Three plays later, THE AGGIES SCORED A POINT!
Why did it take a week for the Aggies to return to Texas from the game in Arkansas? They saw a sign ahead that said “Clean Restrooms Ahead” and they cleaned every one.
You didn’t get the joke.
What do you call an Aggie 5 years after he graduates? The Boss.
How do you tell an Aggie joke to an Aggie?
Really slow.