[bakeneko]

Could be worse....

They could be attacked by Blancmanges, or

They could all be turned into Scotsmen.

[FredZarguna]

Dr. Rick Dagless: "To kill the Queen and then destroy our way of life. That's what every Scotch man wants."
Liz Asher: "You can't say that."
Dr. Rick Dagless: "Believe me Liz, I know. I've met a lot of Scotch people. They want what we've got: order, sobriety, hope. Everything Romford stands for. They're jealous of our continental ways."