#11 - If trying to pick up the flight attendant, don't say:
"Honey, I'm a pilot for Malaysia Airlines ..."
1 posted on
03/19/2014 12:49:42 PM PDT by
Lmo56
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To: Lmo56
“I’m tempted to plug my charger into you because you look electrifying!” -Picture that said by a 70’s throwback leisure suit creeper.
2 posted on
03/19/2014 12:52:12 PM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Lmo56
3 posted on
03/19/2014 12:52:40 PM PDT by
Olog-hai
To: Lmo56
Or you can say “Do you know who I am?” like Hollywood liberals say when the flight attendant asks them to shut off their cellphone.
To: Lmo56
10 Things Never To Say To A Flight Attendant What things?
5 posted on
03/19/2014 12:57:01 PM PDT by
PapaNew
To: Lmo56
Don't change your baby on the tray table? Wow!
6 posted on
03/19/2014 12:57:32 PM PDT by
Genoa
(Starve the beast.)
To: Lmo56; Revolting cat!
While in the closet/restroom, ring for assistance.
7 posted on
03/19/2014 12:57:39 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: Lmo56
Hey, sky waitress: Do you speak Jive?
9 posted on
03/19/2014 12:58:22 PM PDT by
thesharkboy
(posting without reading the article since 1998)
To: Lmo56
To a male one, “So, you got a girlfriend?”
11 posted on
03/19/2014 12:59:25 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Lmo56
“Is this the Kosher meal?”
12 posted on
03/19/2014 1:01:08 PM PDT by
stevie_d_64
(It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
To: Lmo56; Daffynition; nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
13 posted on
03/19/2014 1:01:38 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Lmo56
I had an attractive female acquaintance who was once an airline stewardess (remember when they were attractive?) and she was asked at least once on every flight by some guy, "Are we really going to fly united"?
Yeah, she was not amused.
14 posted on
03/19/2014 1:01:57 PM PDT by
Robwin
To: Lmo56
“Hey, honey, can you light my cigarette?”
15 posted on
03/19/2014 1:02:23 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(Keeping whites from talking about blacks is verbal segregation!)
To: Lmo56
“I think there’s a Chihuahua in the toilet.”
16 posted on
03/19/2014 1:02:41 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Lmo56
"There's a man on the wing..."
To: Lmo56
“When are you going to turn on the smoking light?”
To: Lmo56
Is ACARS and the transponder still on? /s
19 posted on
03/19/2014 1:06:02 PM PDT by
QT3.14
To: Lmo56
They get snippy when you call them “waitress”.
23 posted on
03/19/2014 1:10:29 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Lmo56
“Would you mind holding my detonator while I try to get this shoe off?”
24 posted on
03/19/2014 1:17:41 PM PDT by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: Lmo56
Nothing but the highest respect for cabin crew.
25 posted on
03/19/2014 1:17:58 PM PDT by
onedoug
To: Lmo56
Where is my seafood meal?
27 posted on
03/19/2014 1:23:15 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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