But...but...what happens to their cats? Who gets custody of Mr. Mittens and Molly Meow?
*SNORT* Idiots. And WTF? Both don’t want to MOVE back to Alabama? Did they MOVE to IA to get married in the first place?
What a friggin’ mess. And who gets rich? The lawyers! Are we certain lawyers aren’t behind all this 24/7 gay-ness? I’m starting to think that they are!
Move?
More like road trip!!
I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m starting to regret not going to law school. In a field where Ben Crump, John Edwards, Michelle Robinson-Obama and Josh Saviano make a mint who know how well we’d do?