Really LOL, I'm at a loss. I'm used to people being able to put forth an intelligent argument. Can you try a little harder please.
Go down to your local school cafeteria and you will see these “physical assaults” regularly taking place with chicken, broccoli, chips, brownies — and yet no one gets in a fight or gets hurt or gets in trouble or calls the cops or pulls a gun.
Kids handle themselves in school cafeterias better than retired cops do in theatre auditoriums.