They could have just asked Bill Clinton.
(I could end it there, but I’ll go on to explain “dog philosophy”)
“If you can’t eat it or have sex with it, p1$$ on it.”
“If you can’t eat it or have sex with it, p1$$ on it.”...In VN, at 18 y.o., my outfit had a motto “If you can’t eat it, F—k it or ride in it, BLOW IT UP!!. “