[Slings and Arrows]

Visitors to this sprawling event held annually in Liwa, United Arab Emirates, happily admit that they consider the winning camels - which change hands for almost £2million each - more beautiful than their wives, and indeed any other woman.

Won't the goats be jealous.

[Daffynition]

You've not *lived* until you've been to a camel fight in the ME

[fredhead]

I remember an old Hustler cartoon (from back in my crazy days) that showed a man pulling down his pants next to a camel, and the caption stated, “This better be good, I walked a mile for it!”