[mom.mom]

I did this. I drive an SUV, use hair spray and (gulp) plastic bags...sorry.

[NoCmpromiz]

I drive an SUV, use hair spray and (gulp) plastic bags

Now that's just, um, terrible. Tell me, do you use the approved light bulbs? And if so, when they die do you make sure to break them in the bottom of the trash can so some environweenie will develop bovinations over it??.. ;-)

(How did we survive all those years of broken fluorescents before they invented hazmat cleanup crews???)