[Octar]

He is not drunk who, from the floor
can rise again and drink some more.
But he is drunk who prostrate lies
and cannot drink and cannot rise.

[dfwgator]

Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times

I get knocked down
But I get up again
If they ever gonna kick me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You’re never going to keep me down

[dr_lew]

What I heard is that you’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Believe me, I know the feeling.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

One tequila.
Two tequila.
Three tequila.
Floor.