[who_would_fardels_bear]

One tequila.
Two tequila.
Three tequila.
Floor.

[hoagy62]

I’ve heard it this way:

Tequila Stage 1: I’m rich.
Tequila Stage 2: I’m good-looking.
Tequila Stage 3: I’m bullet-proof.
Tequila Stage 4: I’m invisible.