If you buy and/or sell precious metals from someone you can’t see and never met, I have some “sterling silver” nails to sell you.
Yes indeed!
Step right up folks...We are having a Sale on Silver for today only!
Just send Mr. Redwoods $20 per troy ounce of silver you wish to purchase, and myself a small $2 per troy ounce storage fee and you won't have to worry about the danger of storing valuable precious metals in your own home which could be confiscated by the government at any time!