I don’t believe you; that just kidding part! You’all were with George Washington at Valley Forge and came up with the idea of FR. I know it’s true. George Washington even tweeted about being in camp with you guys and the plan.
We used 4chan. And Georgie (thats what we called him them) was a Brony.
God don’t they teach you kids history anymore????
And since your history is lacking, When Georgie took the historic Waverunner ride across the Colorado River he was screaming LEEEEROOOYYYYY JJJEEENNNKKKIIINNSSSS!!!”
Then he won the X-games.