“23. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
~ Lee Trevino”
Not to mention they’re the same people who think haggis is edible.
I don’t know. Allegedly there are 18 holes in golf because that is the number of shots in a bottle of Scotch. They are not all that off kilt-er, IMHO.
Speaking of things some people eat, we were travelling through a small twon in NC when we decided to stop at this local butcher shop to buy some country sausage. When we went in the smell was AWFUL!!!!
The lady apologized for the smell and said, “We usually cook the chitlins outside but it’s raining today.”
And people eat chitlins, which smell like pig sh*t?