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This truck spilled syrup on the highway for about 17 miles. Driver was heard to say "Hold muy waffle and watch this"....
1 posted on 02/26/2014 1:33:32 PM PST by kjam22
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A sticky situation


2 posted on 02/26/2014 1:34:10 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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This could be a very sticky situation for the locals.


3 posted on 02/26/2014 1:34:27 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it." - George Orwell)
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To: kjam22

sticky makes the road slippery?

is that anything like warming making it colder?


4 posted on 02/26/2014 1:35:05 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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Authorities say the tanker was hauling 48,000 gallons of syrup to a Braum’s restaurant.

Now there is a place that doesn’t waffle on their orders.


6 posted on 02/26/2014 1:36:30 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: kjam22

cops arrived shortly with short stacks...


7 posted on 02/26/2014 1:36:42 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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The local insect population is over-joyed at the news!


9 posted on 02/26/2014 1:37:41 PM PST by Ken522
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They’re waffling on who caused the spill.


12 posted on 02/26/2014 1:40:56 PM PST by Uncle Chip
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The lane closure is expected to last throughout the morning as the Department of Transportation applies sand pancakes to the road.
13 posted on 02/26/2014 1:41:31 PM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98)
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Bull Chit 48,000 gallon bs maybe 48 ,000 pounds not gallons Im so sick of the amount of poor outright lazy reporting


15 posted on 02/26/2014 1:42:17 PM PST by al baby (Hi MomÂ… I was refereeing to Obama)
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19 posted on 02/26/2014 1:43:19 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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22 posted on 02/26/2014 1:44:19 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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Build the Quebec to Gulf Coast Syrup Pipeline!


23 posted on 02/26/2014 1:44:27 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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REMAIN CLAM!!!!!!


26 posted on 02/26/2014 1:46:31 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Cleanup crew on the scene ,


28 posted on 02/26/2014 1:48:42 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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29 posted on 02/26/2014 1:48:42 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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This would not have happened if the dang government would approve the Keystone XL Maple Syrup pipeline.


36 posted on 02/26/2014 2:00:17 PM PST by Nonsense Unlimited
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Slippin and a Slidin.........like the old song, lol.


42 posted on 02/26/2014 2:06:57 PM PST by potlatch
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There's a Seattle seafood restaurant whose now-deceased founder was an inveterate promoter.

His "Dances with Clams" theme is still going strong...

Any way, years ago, a similar accident happened outside his establishment, so he sent his people out with stacks of pancakes, and he managed to get himself on the local news putting the syrup on flapjacks.

43 posted on 02/26/2014 2:11:12 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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Pikers..

The Boston Molasses Disaster, also known as the Great Molasses Flood and the Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses storage tank burst, and a wave of molasses rushed through the streets at an estimated 35 mph (56 km/h), killing 21 and injuring 150. The event has entered local folklore, and for many decades residents claimed that on hot summer days, the area still smelled of molasses


55 posted on 02/26/2014 11:11:55 PM PST by Daffynition ("If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right." ~ Henry Ford)
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