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To: SeekAndFind
I'm getting ready to sell my "get rich by helping others get rich" video.

In it I sit there for an hour explaining the steps involved:

1. Make video explaining how to make a video.

2. Explain in video that millions will want to buy your video

3. Explain in video that people will pay you to tell them that others will pay them to hear this advice

4. Sell video. Get rich. Buy island and yacht.

5 posted on 02/26/2014 8:23:50 AM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Cementjungle
4. Sell video. Get rich. Buy island and yacht.

Several years back, the cartoon Foxtrot addressed this very issue. The dad wanted to learn how to be a millionaire. So he goes to seminars and buys a product on how to become a millionaire. The product turns out to be a brochure that costs $200.00. The advice on the brochure, "create a product to sell for $200.00, sell it to 5,000 people, congratulations, you're a millionaire"

The dad didn't get that he was taken, he only commented that there must be more to it.

34 posted on 02/26/2014 9:34:29 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: Cementjungle
I'm getting ready to sell my "get rich by helping others get rich" video.

YEARS ago, when I was in the print trade, I subscribed to "The Publishers Auxiliary", which always ran a few classifieds from the early days. Your ancestor must have run this one: "Send one dollar for my secret on how to make lots of money." Some guy sent in a dollar and received this sage advice: "Do what I do."

Not really related, but I cracked up with this one: "Send one dollar and I will tell you how to raise beets." The dollar was sent in and the recipient was told "Pull them by their tops."

36 posted on 02/26/2014 9:43:05 AM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: Cementjungle

I’ve gotten rich just by following Cementjungle’s simple four-step program!


38 posted on 02/26/2014 9:49:50 AM PST by jiggyboy
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To: Cementjungle

How to get rich.

Tell people they can get rich. Tell them to send you a SASE with their address. Tell them to send you one dollar.

Send them back envelope with piece of paper in it saying the following:

Do what I do.

Cash out and retire.


39 posted on 02/26/2014 9:50:45 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Insurgent Conservative)
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To: Cementjungle

Don’t forget to move to Florida and homestead your yacht.


55 posted on 02/26/2014 3:26:39 PM PST by willyd (I for one welcome our NSA overlords)
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