You can take photos of you right there on the floor. Put on a shoe with a light sole, put a camera on a tripod a little bit away from you, and try to simulate the position Fuddy would have had to be in to get the full oval of your sole to show to the camera.
I double-dog dare you.
#1 - I don’t have a camera with a tripod.
#2 - I’m not going to try to explain to someone why I want them to take pictures of me lying on the floor, just to satisfy you.
I don’t think it would make a difference even if someone posted a photo duplicating the exact position in the photo, because you would probably just find some little nit to pick so that you wouldn’t have to concede.