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Spank the waitresses, bartenders and coeds, but collegians, Please, spare the bears.

Global varming must have more of an effect at higher altitude.

hmmm, maybe we need a study.

1 posted on 02/17/2014 12:12:57 PM PST by NormsRevenge
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Pepsi. yuck.


2 posted on 02/17/2014 12:16:33 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge
"Oh, please do spank them"


4 posted on 02/17/2014 12:17:46 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Pope Calvin the 1st, defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades)
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To: NormsRevenge

Please refrain from monkey jokes.


5 posted on 02/17/2014 12:18:40 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Mohammed was a pedophile and Islam is a Totalitarian Death Cult.)
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To: NormsRevenge

How about a game called “steal the cub from the mama bear”?


6 posted on 02/17/2014 12:18:53 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: NormsRevenge
As a Cardinal baseball fan I enjoy seeing the bear Cubs spanked frequently.
7 posted on 02/17/2014 12:19:25 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: NormsRevenge

“Rummaged through the student’s mini-fridge.
A bear broke into her home four times, ate everything and trashed the sofa”.

Sounds like just ordinary frat stunts to me...

That said, it is a shame idiots like these acclimate bears to humans, which gets the bears killed-bears don’t have any sense, but humans are supposed to...


8 posted on 02/17/2014 12:20:19 PM PST by Texan5 (" You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: NormsRevenge
Another student, a sophomore who lives in a house near the campus, said a bear broke into her home four times, ate everything and trashed the sofa.

Wait til she has teenage boys of her own.

10 posted on 02/17/2014 12:23:48 PM PST by digger48
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11 posted on 02/17/2014 12:26:10 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: NormsRevenge
Student bulletin:

Subject Bear Identification Guide

Yogi Bear

Real bear

12 posted on 02/17/2014 12:26:31 PM PST by Chuckster (The longer I live the less I care about what you think.)
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13 posted on 02/17/2014 12:27:42 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: NormsRevenge
"F" Da Bears!


14 posted on 02/17/2014 12:36:32 PM PST by diverteach (If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
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I dunno what’s new about this story. The Chicago Bears have been getting spanked for the past several years.


15 posted on 02/17/2014 12:53:45 PM PST by wbill
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To: NormsRevenge

And if a Democrat, it is still permissible to spank the monkey — in public if within 100 miles of San Franfreakshow.


16 posted on 02/17/2014 12:55:50 PM PST by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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To: NormsRevenge
Another student, a sophomore who lives in a house near the campus, said a bear broke into her home four times, ate everything and trashed the sofa.

At least, that's the excuse she gave her parents.

18 posted on 02/17/2014 1:35:03 PM PST by PGR88
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