Islamist Soup?
McCannibals?
“Specialty of the House” by Alfred Hitchcock
monkey meat is monkey meat
/sarcasm off
"Mr. Chambers! I've deciphered the Nigerian characters. Don't get on that ship Mr. Chambers ... it's a cookbook!"how do the waiters describe the specials? do you prefer the light or dark meat? we do have a “White-Hispanic” Burger special.
Bush meat. Bush’s fault.
can anyone just imagine what they might find on their pizza toppings?
AP: The cannibal community in the U.S. has called on President Obama to enact measures which will stop discrimination against those who choose to eat meats of all types.
Obama has direct the Department of Education to establish criteria which will be sensitive to their needs and their culture.
Calling the Donner Party, your table is ready....
“2 fresh human heads in a hotel (name withheld)”
Yeah, you wouldn’t want the name of that hotel getting out. They might lose a star on their rating.
“Look here Dave. This hotel has irons in every room, a 140 foot water slide, and fresh human heads. Should I book us a room?”
“Do they have a microwave in each room?”
“No.”
“Then forget it.”
LONG PIG. YUMMY!
How do we know they were really fresh?
Haro and welcome to da “Foo-King” Asian Palace. Da special today is Honey Woasted Liva. and we also have Boston Terrior Ala Carte on the menu tonight.
At a press conference in 1967, Alabama Governor George Wallace was asked by a reporter from Africa, “Mr. Wallace, do you think Negroes are human?” Wallace responded that of course he did, adding that blacks were created in God’s image, as were all humans. Then he asked the reporter, “but do you? In your country they eat them.”
Well, at least it was fresh. I really don't want to pay restaurant prices for something I could have microwaved myself.