EXCLUSIVE: MICHELLE OBAMA’S TELL-ALL SHOCKERS (National Enquirer)

National Enquirer ^ | BARRY LEVINE, Executive Editor News & LEON WAEGNER, NATIONAL ENQUIRER | BARRY LEVINE, Executive Editor News & LEON WAEGNER, NATIONAL ENQUIRER

[TexasCajun]

MICHELLE OBAMA is already hammering away at a $15 million memoir that will rip the lid off President Barack Obama’s secret extramarital hijinks and public flirta­tions with other women, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

“Michelle has suffered in silence, while Barack ignored her to live it up surrounded by adoring beauties,” an insider told The ENQUIRER.

“She’s fed up, and she’s going to use a poison-pen memoir of her White House years to get revenge on him

[DManA]

More b.s. to make us believe he’s hetero.

[Steely Tom]

I have no doubt that MO would sell out anyone - including "hubby" - for enough coin.

Its all about the Benjamins with her.

[TexasCajun]

The coming weekend will be a painful one for Desiree Rogers, the beautiful former White House Social Secretary who discovered that outshining Michelle Obama is a very, very bad idea

[McGruff]

[Vendome]

Work of fiction.

Dude’s a fag.....

[jospehm20]

Yep.

[Vendome]

It hurts deep down in the marrow.

Ugly enough that the sun needs a digital watch and sextant to ensure it’s timely rise in the East.

[Vendome]

Take that fag outta duh picture.

I’d totally hit Gabrielle Union.

[molson209]

I’ll wait for the movie ,then avoid it

[Therapsid]

Exactly

[Nifster]

Life is tough when you are a beard

[milemark]

"We'll keep you fed, healthy, laid and happy for the rest of your life for the birth certificate." We will? Laid? Who is "we"?

[Cyber Liberty]

Good Lord! Is that under-bite getting worse?

[Hoffer Rand]

Why isn’t she sitting next to her Husband?

It's a state dinner. There is protocol seating designed to put certain guests next to certain hosts. They never seat the hosts next to each other at official dinners.

[Robert A Cook PE]

So who will be her ghost/guest/over-writer?

At least Hillary is smart enough/shrewd (er, shreud enough)/political enough to at least EDIT a book.

Michelle? I’ve seen no evidence she is smart enough to even read one that already on the script she gets. (Now, her husband can’t even be given a script - HE needs a teleprompter to give a speech to a kindergarten class.)

[Cyber Liberty]

Apparently knarf has a mouse in his pocket....

:^)

[woofie]

That is my take also

[kaehurowing]

And here all this time I had been assuming he was gay.

[ConstantSkeptic]

Good grief! It’s just amazing that gullible fools will actually believe this.

[knarf]

rhetorical ...

C'mon, you guys ...

/8^)