***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Arrowhead1952]

Extreme Cold Weather Predicted

Late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in North Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’

‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’

‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold winter.’

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’

‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we’ve ever seen.’

‘How can you be so sure?’ the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a butt load of firewood’.

[Lucky9teen]

Janitor's Revenge: How to annoy people when it snows.

[Arrowhead1952]

Building Permit

Some have asked what I’m going to be doing in 2014.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to wake the whole ‘hood. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it ‘snot’ green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it...IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent the application in again but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.

Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It’s the government that scares the crap out of me.

[fredhead]

Yesterday was the 24th anniversary of proposing to my wife. Last June she left me. Thbis is what I want to send her for Valentine's Day:

[JoeProBono]

Watch the ice

[Focault's Pendulum]

[KC_Lion]

Overly Attached Uncle Sam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3cw4185gvM

[ErnBatavia]

Happy, happy, happy!

[EQAndyBuzz]

Top something... Woohoo

[Monkey Face]

Does that skirt make her butts look big?

[JoeProBono]

http://www.jgsales.com/saiga-ak-style-rifle,-223,-20.5-barrel,-black-synthetic-stock,-new.-p-60035.html

[DrewsDad]

Instructions to make Origami Valentine

[TheOldLady]

We have a winner.

[JRios1968]

[JoeProBono]

[Rummyfan]

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

GAH!!!! Disturbing is right! How many illegals is she smuggling into the White House?

[Monkey Face]

That looks about the right size...

[BenLurkin]

Honest Trailers : Transformers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzJuDo5ots0

[BenLurkin]