Funny Valentine’s day quotes
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
I love you just the way I am
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
I need to fall in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.
not yet, it's still snowing so i have an outside date with my shovel...