Posted on 02/08/2014 8:36:54 AM PST by zencycler
What Democrats might say to in support of Woody Allen
Let's have some fun with this. I'll start, and look forward to other Freeper contributions:
Bill Clnton: He did not have sex with that woman
Hillary Clinton: What difference at this point does it make?
President Obama: I promised Woody years ago, if he liked his daughter, he could keep his daughter.
There’s no Obvious Reason why I shouldn’t be Woody Allen”... Joe Biden
Obama promised Reggie a woody.
Whoopie: “But was it rape-rape?”
Good one!
Robert Byrd: As long as the sheets were clean.
i did not have sexual relations with THAT DAUGHTER!!!
After the DNA evidence...
“Well, I might have stuck my head in...”
Busted. They thought a trial would be too traumatic on a preteen so he skated with counseling and civil liability.
He likes them young. He went for Mia because her mom got older than he wanted, then eventuality went after Mia's daughter. Three generations.
Remember that movie Woody made years ago, in which his character had an affair with a high school girl? Makes you wonder about things, doesn’t it? Was it an expression of artistic license, or an expression of certain desires he had? Why make such a movie?
Bill Clnton: He did not have sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton.
That said, I have doubts about Dylan's story. I've heard people on the radio involved with the case and the best I can tell - there really is no case.
Bill Clinton: Did Woody have sex with “his” daughter? Well, it all depends on what the meaning of the word “his” is.
Just like jimmuh Carter, Dem, never met a dictator he couldn't like, whose wife he couldn't compliment and kiss, and to whom he couldn't give something American to. (Panama Canal, Iran, our source for diesel, etc.)
It's a d@#n Dem thing.
vaudine
Obama et al....”Bush did it”
“President Obama: I promised Woody years ago, if he liked his daughter, he could keep his daughter.”
Winner of the Daily Snark Award.
Minor point deduction for no keyboard alert.
One of the many reasons why I hate hollywood, despise the “stars” and continue to boycott them.
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