Had a different imagine in mind... members of congress, the potus, etc.
Just think of one of those big, Texas leech ranches, with the vast herds of leeches being driven on leech drives by leechboys. The hard part is using the little, tiny, branding irons.
But after a hard day, they can settle down to a hearty meal of a plate full of arugula and feta cheese with vinaigrette by the chuck wagon, and listen to mp3s of Mylie Cyrus belting out her critically acclaimed accordion covers of Metallica’s greatest hits, while always on watch for attacks by space aliens and coyotes.