[bigbob]

You just gotta obey the rules!

[EQAndyBuzz]

Dear MSM,

What you are experiencing at Sochi in regards to the accommodations are “glitches.”

What Americans are experiencing in regards to their health care are major life events.

Understand the difference?

Now suck it up buttercup, you have games to report on. And be thankful that the games aren’t being held in Mogadishu.

Regards

Buzz

[golux]

In case you don't know what the "do not" sign on the bottom at the right means, it's:


ЕСЛИ ЧЕЧЕНЦЫ ХОТЯТ ВОЙТИ В ВАННУЮ, И ВЫ ОСТАВИЛИ ТРУБУ МИНОМЕТА В ГОСТИНОЙ КОМНАТЕ, НЕ БЕЙТЕ ГУБУ ТУАЛЕТА, ЧТОБЫ НАЧАТЬ ПЛАВКИЙ ПРЕДОХРАНИТЕЛЬ 60-МИЛЛИМЕТРОВОЙ МИНЫ, ТАКИМ ОБРАЗОМ ВЫ МОЖЕТЕ БРОСИТЬ IT КАК ГРАНАТА. ЭТО МОГЛО ПОВРЕДИТЬ ТУАЛЕТ.


IF CHECHENS WANT TO COME INTO THE BATHROOM AND YOU LEFT MORTAR TUBE IN LIVING ROOM, DO NOT WHACK LIP OF TOILET TO INITIATE FUSE OF 60 MILLIMETER MORTAR SHELL SO YOU CAN THROW IT LIKE A GRENADE. THIS COULD DAMAGE TOILET.

[bgill]

Maybe I shouldn’t ask what that last one is.