Realistic statue of man in underwear freaks out women's college

KRMG ^ | February 6, 2014 | Rick Couri

[ClearBlueSky]

If it had been a hot, young guy in a thong it would have been better-but it’s creepy because it looks like a dead guy in the snow. Naked+snow=dead if you’re out in it.
Now a statue of Luke Skywalker in his underwear called ‘Skywalker’ would be ENTIRELY different! But a mostly naked, eyes closed, realistic statue of anyone outside in dangerous weather has to be creepy.
Of course the lesbian students would be ‘threatened’ by it either way.

[ClearBlueSky]

They look like walking dead...zombies. I think that’s what the artist is going for, and he nailed it. Fabulous realism, but disturbing because of it.

[Oberon]

Yanno... whether or not this is good art, whether or not this is funny or sad or creepy... I wouldn't have it in my yard.

I might put it in a gallery as part of a show, but for private display at home? No.

Which is to say I think it's reasonable that some of the students want it gone.

[Boogieman]

Well, not just walking around, no. But when I do the “underwear dance”...

[Benito Cereno]

The guy has talent, but a quick Google search shows he’s got a bit of a disturbed mind. These two are the least creepy of his art.

[faithhopecharity]

at least this statue avoids the problem of Michaelangelo’s David (not being circumcised)

or perhaps that’s what the girls are complaining about?

[jocon307]

That is pretty creepy looking, but sort of funny in the snow in just his tighty-whiteys!

I *could* see this scaring the heck out of a person if you stumbled upon it at night, I will say that.

[jocon307]

“...the statue of David...”

LOL, that guy is no David!

[ClearBlueSky]

There you go! Thank you. But wouldn’t you think that, with the current love of all things un-dead/zombies/vampires, this kind of thing would be a cult favorite. Maybe it’s the lack of blood, fangs, etc.

[Jim from C-Town]

Dude, That statue freaks me out too!

[blueunicorn6]

He needs some shades......and a Yankees cap.

[hinckley buzzard]

Indeed. Liberal womyn are all supremely sensitive virgins after all.

[Arrowhead1952]

Would Laz hit it?

[Scoutmaster]

Is he some administrator's relative or boyfriend?

Maybe. All I know is I saw him once at Kenmore Station on the Green Line.

[Starstruck]

Ok...who do I sue for the unauthorized use of my likeness?

Not only that but I have had a number of dreams involving school and work that are just like this minus me sleep walking. This guy has tapped into my nightmares.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[rlmorel]

"...Putting bananas on the menu for the school lunch would trigger thoughts regarding sexual assault for many at Wellesley..."

Huh. I would have thought it would be tacos.

[SgtHooper]

AH, reminds me of my college days in Fargo, ND.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[driftless2]

Yes, women are as mentally strong as men. They can take or do anything. But they’re also easily-terrified, little wimps who get hysterical about a statue. Which is it radical feminists?