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Moose jumps from a height
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Posted on 02/04/2014 8:12:10 PM PST by TurboZamboni
BORLÄNGE A confused and stressed moose was seen running around in the parking lot outside the shopping mall dome. Suddenly, the elk jumped over a high railing , fell to the ground and then died of his injuries.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: moose
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don't let your sister near the falling moose.
To: TurboZamboni; Fightin Whitey
a moose transforms into an elk and dies
thank goodness we live in the real world of skittles and unicorns
To: TurboZamboni
A suicidal moose once bit my sister while falling.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:17:49 PM PST
by
DannyTN
(A>)
To: bigheadfred
In Europe Moose are called Red Elk.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:25:23 PM PST
by
AirForce-TechSgt
("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
To: bigheadfred
a moose transforms into an elk and dies I bet that's painful.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:25:50 PM PST
by
Fzob
(Jesus + anything = nothing, Jesus + nothing = everything)
To: AirForce-TechSgt
yeah i know (was just waiting for that cheese dip)
but this is america
and here we have skittles and unicorns
To: Fzob
its covered under obamacare
To: TurboZamboni
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
To: TurboZamboni
As God is my witness, I thought moose could fly.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:32:09 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: DannyTN
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
To: FlyingEagle
they dur be furry animals
i thought in sveden they dur be koranimals
To: TurboZamboni
Moose knuckle or camel toe?
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:40:00 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: AirForce-TechSgt
In Europe Moose are called Red Elk.
Do the Moose have any lodges in Europe? I once played American Legion baseball on a moose lodge team.
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posted on
02/04/2014 8:49:27 PM PST
by
righttackle44
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: TurboZamboni; Revolting cat!; JoeProBono
Apparently lemmings jump because they can be reincarnated and don’t like the life of a rodent.
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posted on
02/04/2014 9:15:28 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: TurboZamboni
To: dead
“As God is my witness, I thought moose could fly.”
I think the squirrel flies. The moose talks a lot and
makes bad puns.
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posted on
02/04/2014 9:55:23 PM PST
by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf)
To: SERKIT
That would make a good name for a female owned tow
service.
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posted on
02/04/2014 9:59:28 PM PST
by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf)
To: TurboZamboni
Much as I love Monty Python, I find this story tragic.
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posted on
02/04/2014 10:04:55 PM PST
by
Moonmad27
("I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit)
To: bigheadfred; Jet Jaguar; TurboZamboni; SERKIT; DannyTN; FlyingEagle; Darksheare; All
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posted on
02/04/2014 10:07:20 PM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: TurboZamboni
****News Flash*****
An update reports the moose had recently bit several sisters.
In the aftermath of the carnage several beebers were stuned.
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posted on
02/04/2014 10:15:54 PM PST
by
Repeat Offender
(Why are cops ROE more lenient against us, here in the US, than U.S. military's ROE's in a war zone?)
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