Mrs. De Groot: “You’re quite famous, you know. This week, we’ve had returned by mail with checks. The children are terrified and treat each book like fine china.
Mr. Bundy you’ve become the Freddy Krueger of the library system.”
“You know, Mr. Bundy I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement three years ago. You know why I stayed?”
Al Bundy: “You learned to eat books?”