“They both moved the implements around the top of the garden, looking confused.”
Someone needs to develop a computer game that teaches them how to use common hand tools. Your report is troubling that a simple shovel and hoe stumps their intelligence.
I think the parents and teachers should show them the rudiments of survival, other than the government welfare.
I shot a possum tonight, and I don’t know if she was the Possum Queen or what but it sounds like the other possums are practicing for a counter attack under my house.
They’ve been waking me up in the wee hours banging around the shower pipes in the wall above the bathtub, which is known as the luxury suite in possum lingo.
Last night I went out, and could hear possums or raccoons mixing it up (mating, probably) in the storm drain on the corner. Unlwss, it was giant rats in the storm drain, but I wish we’d get about five inches of rain to send them all towards the creek.
Carl Sandberg had it wrong ..It shouldn’t have been rats, lizards, and crows..It should’ve been rats, possums, and raccoons.