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To: rktman

High Priest Algore needs to recruit some liberal virgins to throw into volcanos to placate Goddess Gaia.

But they can’t find any liberal virgins...


7 posted on 01/31/2014 6:05:13 AM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Travis McGee

Under the new concepts, “liberal virgin” would be defined as a female that has yet to have an abortion.

But, once becoming pregnant will “post-haste” to Planned Parenthood for the procedure.


8 posted on 01/31/2014 6:11:31 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym defines the science.)
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To: Travis McGee

The ever on the go gal sandra fluke comes to mind. By lib standards, I believe she still qualifies as one.


9 posted on 01/31/2014 6:11:37 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: Travis McGee
> But they can’t find any liberal virgins...

Or wise men, either.

10 posted on 01/31/2014 6:15:55 AM PST by mbarker12474
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