[CPONav]

It’s true. Southerners have no idea how to prepare for or drive in ice and snow.
As you Notherners laugh and make fun of us, remember this;
New York and New Jersey were devastated by a Category 1 hurricane. Down South, we don’t even close the windows for a Cat 1 and kids use beach towels for sails as they skateboard around.
Also, no one ever retires and moves up North!

[oh8eleven]

Also, no one ever retires and moves up North!
That's because A) After 150 years, you still hate Yankees; B) You can't afford it.