[oh8eleven]

Also, no one ever retires and moves up North!
That's because A) After 150 years, you still hate Yankees; B) You can't afford it.

[nascarnation]

Once it becomes hard work to stay warm in winter, there’s gonna be a large migration of the entitlement army to the south.

[CPONav]

I lived in Maine for 10 years.
After I came to my senses and moved to Florida, I vowed to never go back there in the winter.

People retire down South because they are tired of winter and the high COL.